#Batman  #nno  #xD  #this post was added to queue so that you would not be bored while I am out in the cruel reality  

hiddlesque:

Hey, sexy lady,
Loki gangnam style [x]

can’t contain the horse lust

#mhmm.... that's just what I needed  #xD  #Gangnam Style  #LOKI and his love for horses  #I'm dead  
#Thor  #Chris Hemsworth  #wut  #xD  #this post was added to queue so that you would not be bored while I am out in the cruel reality  

sewersurfin:

Indeed..

#Deadpool  #Marvel  #comics  #MADNESS  #xD  #this post was added to queue so that you would not be bored while I am out in the cruel reality  




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hellodraco:

itwasdraco:

gryffindorswagmaster:

funny-potter:

averyweasleychristmas:

Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel Radcliffe has a crush on me.

Daniel: I… what’s her name?

I will never not reblog this

oh my fucking god

Forever reblog. Dan and I need to be bffs.

HAHAHAH

Beautiful.

idk how many time i reblogged this

but i just love the way dan said what’s her name

and his voice asdfghjklkjhgfdsasdfghjklkjhgfdsasdfghjklkjhgfdsa

LOL

#Daniel Radcliffe  #what was her name?  #Burn  #xD  #oh dan  #this post was added to queue so that you would not be bored while I am out in the cruel reality  

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

tomhiddlestonftw:

i would watch this everyday. 

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

#that's how I like it  #Tony is then the guy who brings you new scientific stuff-news  #Banner is the guy who talks about environmental stuff-news  #Natasha is the boulevard lady  #ooops I mean of course Robert Mark and Scarlett  #xD  #Asgardian News  #yes please!  

My in depth interview with a Higgs boson particle...

Me: So what exactly are you?
Higgsy: I could answer that and sound like I know what I'm talking about, but honestly I have no clue.
Me: Nobody knew if you really existed. You were like the unicorn of particles. How does it feel to finally be recognized?
Higgsy: It's kind of annoying. Do you know how they found me? They took a couple of douchebag protons, smashed them together and sent me flying to who knows where. I'll have you know that I was taking a nap. I was having an awesome dream too. An up quark and a down quark were making out. Then I came in dressed as a pizza delivery particle. I'm all like, "Did someone order a large sausage?" Things got steamy and I increased their mass... if you know what I mean. Also... there was this other quark in the corner just watching us. He was pretty strange.
Me: So you determine the mass of everything in the universe. I don't suppose you could help me drop a few pounds.
Higgsy: Dude, I am not a weight loss solution. I am a particle that informs all of creation.
Me: That's a bit pretentious, don't you think?
Higgsy: Is this some kind of smear job? I was at the big bang. I helped create you and I can uncreate you just as easily.
Me: You think pretty highly of yourself. You have quite the god complex.
Higgsy: Actually...
#Higgs  #omg  #xD  

Title: P.I.M.P
Artist: 50 Cent
Album: Get Rich or Die Tryin'
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quimjet:

#Benedict Cumberbatch  #oh god why?!  #xD  #music  #this post was added to queue so that you would not be bored while I am out in the cruel reality  

jrdowneyrobert:

Robert Downey Jr. Face Appreciation

#Robert Downey Jr  #the middle  #OMG!!!  #xD  #lol  #this post was added to queue so that you would not be bored while I am out in the cruel reality  
The newspaper headline screams: “Eighteen-Year-Old Slain by Husband after Giving Birth.” As you continue reading, you learn that the young woman was brainwashed by a strange blood-drinking cult who call themselves a “family,” though none of the members were actually related. The young woman’s husband was much older than she and had a history of violence. In fact, you learn that her husband used to stalk her prior to her marriage, watching her secretly from the woods near her home and climbing into an unsecured window at night to watch her sleep without her knowledge. Once the young woman, then seventeen, was initiated into a relationship with the man and his “family,” she was encouraged to marry right after her high school graduation. The young woman reportedly had bruises all over her body after returning from her honeymoon, where she also reportedly became pregnant. Her husband was not happy about the pregnancy and wanted her to have an abortion. She refused, eventually leading to him ripping the child from her womb, then, draining her of her blood until she finally stopped breathing. Sounds torturous and sick, doesn’t it? But in fact, this is the basis of a tween-teen literary phenomenon called the Twilight saga…

Twilight and Philosophy, p.178 (chapter by Rebecca Housel)

OH MY GOD

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#hoyl shit  #omg  #twilight  #xD  #lol  
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