Samuel L. Jackson “singing” We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift on Capital FM.

(Actually the best thing I’ve ever heard on radio. Or ever.)

Anne: So even though we both have dramatic movies coming out this Christmas, ‘Django Unchained’ and ‘Les Miserables,’ it’s important to remember the more upbeat aspects of the season.”

Sam: Yeah, especially since both of our films can be a little bleak.

Anne: Both?

gatothenovice:

bana05:

eshusplayground:

The Sad Off with Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway from Samuel L Jackson 

Cliff’s Notes version.

SAM: SLAVERY!

ANNE: Forced into prostitution. Everybody hates her. Soul-crushing job in a factory prior to OSHA. Tuberculosis. Dies.

SAM: SLAVERY!

I’m crying.

Holy.

Shit.

There are so many tears in my eyes.

onac911:

Bees in the trap Bees bees in the Trap

nightmareloki:

I AM SO GLAD I PRESSED PLAY.

randomthoughtsofanidlemind:

You’re the guy who doesn’t have the powers.

WORD Mr. Jackson. 

imwithkanye:

57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L Jackson has tweeted 57 different spellings of the word motherf— since joining Twitter in October 2011. Entertainment Weekly dutifully compiled the list: 

Amughphuqqinvengers
Maaadaaahfaaahkaaaahz
Mahfahkka
Mahfakka
Mahpfauccauhs
Mahphakka
MAVENGERFUQQAS
MAVENGERPFUQQAHS
Mawphakkas
Moneyfondler
Motherfucker
Moughoucccah
Moughpfucca
Moughuqqas
Moupfacca
Moupfouqa
Moupfuccuh
Muffpfukah
Muffughccin
Muffukaness
Mufuggas
Mughfughquahs
Mughpfakkuh
Mughpfukkas
Mughpfukkuh
Mughphughkughzz
Mughuqqa
Muh fukka
Muhfucka
Muhfugga
Muhfuggahhhh
Muhfuggin
Muhfuka
Muhfukka
Muhfukkah
Muhfukkin
Muhfuqas
Muhfuqin
Muhpfakkah
Mupfuhqeuhs
Motherfucking
Mutha fuqeu
Muthafucka
Muhphuggas
Muthafuga
Muthafukka
Muthafukkin’
Muthaphucca
Muthavenger
Muthughpfuccahz
Muthughphoukka
Muthupfuqas
Muttuhfukkuh
Mutuphukas
Muughuuqa
Muuphuuccahs
Myfollowfukkas